Wednesday, August 16, 2006

WRITER @Large with flash BLOG

We hear a lot about terrorists and that sort of thing. I wonder have they heard of the Kevorkian Death Squads? People over seventy with a terminal disease are infiltrating such camps in hopes of stopping the wars. They are the mothers and fathers of the warriors that are fighting. They mostly just want the world to be a safe place, for everyone to play nice and take turns. They don't care if there's religious difference or a color difference and they certainly don't care about a sexual preference. These wild hood better look out because when the Kevorkian Death Squads show up, there will be hell on earth and hell to pay. The mission of this group is to stop people from acting like spoiled brats and smarty pants know-it-alls. And they aren't afraid to take their cause to the limit. See that the word gets around, Faux and SEEENDEND TV.

Bush and Quayle shood link up just because of their names.

Bin Laden should talk to the dahlia Lama.

Unmarried mothers should try marriage with the fathers of their kids.

Allergy medicine is for people with allergies.

Plastic never goes away. Think how much we use.

Which would you rather have more of, water or air?

When worst comes to worst, which would you rather eat, root vegetables or insects?

Would you plan a holiday if there weren't a designated one? SO DO IT before SUMMER ends.

Give your dog ice water on a hot day. And don't dress him up. Too hot. If you dress up your dog in hot clothes, he will force you to sleep next to him the next hot night in K9 revenge.

Get a low cost hobby. Help some one out. Remember friends.
Pick up after yourself. Eat ice cream. Give the dog vanilla.

Okay so much for my advice. Do what you want. But I'll know. Even if no one else does.