Getting older is like baseball. During your rookie season, you don't know
where you're playing ball or even why. As you get traded and change
managers, you figure out the Commissioner is as stupid as he was last year.
The you cry when the President throws out the first pitch and your MVP years
begin. When you make to the Series, you know you're good. If the team stays
outta the news and outta the pen, if you don't have a salary cap and if the
umpires are fair, you gotta a chance to make it good. If you are in the
ballpark then I must be batting. Clean-up.