Friday, February 11, 2005


Roxy Wanted:

By

  1. RD Larson

    WANTED: Treadmill Fitness Quality
    Type only FOR SALE: size 6-8
    Wedding Dress, worn once.
    PH: 555 - Roxy


    FOR SALE: 1 ct. diamond engagement
    ring; diamond ring perfect condition
    $4000 or OBO
    PH: 555 - Roxy

    Wanted: free puppy small size, will love
    call anytime PH: 555 - Roxy

    Need handyman for chores
    Must have references and
    strong back. Good pay.
    PH: 555 - Roxy

    Need handyman for chores
    Must have good current references
    PH: 555 - Roxy

    WANTED: late model sportscar,
    excellent condition, low miles
    PH: 555 - Roxy

    NEED Swing Dance Partner
    SWM, Age 35- 50 non-
    smoker, willing to travel
    PH: 555 - Roxy


    WANTED: swing
    dance couple
    for $$$ contest
    New York City Area
    PH:1 800-???-???



    HEADLINE: Idaho Couple wins Big Bucks
    as Swing Dance Couple of the Nineties



    FOR RENT: 3bdm 2bam lvgrm,
    mod kit, pool, hot tub in
    Sunnyside Subdivision, Pautek
    PH: 555 - Roxy


    Moving Sale-
    Everything Goes
    Saturday & Sunday
    rain or shine
    538 Sunny Lane Sunnyside

    WANTED: 2bd, 2b condo or apt,
    near city with off street parking
    couple, small pet. need soon.
    PH: 555 - Roxy



    Couple Weds In Spite of Odds
    Blind Dancer weds Orphaned Widow

    When Roxy Simm's mother and father were killed last
    year in a freak automobile accident, none of the emergency
    personnel at the scene knew it was Roxy's husband driving
    the other vehicle. The 32-year old woman, who was injured
    with a broken pelvis and internal injuries, had to be told by a
    hospital chaplain that her husband had been killed in the horrific
    crash as well as her parents. Today, one year later, healed
    and moving on with her life, Roxy married again. Her husband
    is a blind high school music teacher, Adrian Blythe. The couple
    recently won $150,000 in the Swing Couple Dance Contest of
    New York City. When asked how she managed to overcome
    her grief, Roxy said, "Oh, I didn't overcome it; I just went on,
    one day at a time, just like Adrian dances, one step at a time."



    WANTED:
    Dog sitter/day care for K9
    working couple;
    must be loving caregiver
    for our Sam
    call 555-ROXY


    ORPHANED WIDOW OPENS STUDIO
    Blind Musician Husband to Teach

    Unable to have children, Adrian and Roxy Blythe have opened a dancing and music studio for at-risk children. Their efforts are supported by a number of non-profit arts groups and an anonymous benefactor who reportedly saw the couples dance in Toronto. Their Latin Salsa dances have sparked a craze in that chilly city this winter. Six children will live at HomeAgain Dance and Music Studio, where the girls will share one dormitory and the boys another. Roxy Simms-Blythe learned to cook from her mother and often prepares gourmet meals for fund-raisers of the ARTS Community. She was referred to as "The Orphaned Widow" in the national press when her late husband's large truck plowed into her parents' model sedan four years ago. All three were instantly killed. Simms was injured seriously and has made a remarkable recovery from a broken pelvis, learning to dance as part of her rehabilitation. Adrian Blythe, a blind music teacher from a Pautek, Idaho high school , answered an ad in Pautek's local paper for a dance partner; the two have been inseparable ever since.


    Students of HomeAgain Music and Art Studio
    Shown Paintings at TheateRox Gallery


    As at-risk children, boarding at an
    art school run by dancers, Roxy and
    Adrian Simms-Blythe....................


    Students of HomeAgain Dance For AIDS Benefit


    HomeAgain Students
    Win National Award





    Couple Honored

    Roxy Simms-Blythe and Adrian Blythe were honored last night by a dinner and roast by the Mayor for their for their on-going care of the child victims of domestic violence. The HomeAgain Studio of Music and Art has six students at the present time. Ms. Simms-Blythe said they hope to have two more children in their home and studio by ......




    Anonymous Benefactor Leaves
    Millions to Dancing Couple

    In a press release today, the will of M. I. Caravel, multi-millionaire art collector and former owner of LeBebe Boutiques fashion stores, Breckenworth's Candies and Tarts, and developer of the TRANSGLOBE TELE.COM has left the bulk of his fortune to Roxy Simms-Blythe and Adrian Blythe, local dance-artists and teachers of the HomeAgain Music and Art Studio. When reached for comment, Ms. Simms-Blythe only said, "It’s a wonderful, really wonderful gift. Instead of six kids, we can now have twelve; yes, I will have to have some one to help with the work, but most of the money will go to help the kids, the kids who come to us from domestic violence or molestation victims will get more help and more opportunities, go to college even. I have everything I want, I have Adrian and Sam, my dog." When asked why Mr. Blythe doesn't share ownership of her dog, Ms. Simms-Blythe told about this reporter about the new seeing-eye dog, a golden retriever, that Adrian Blythe had just received. She said that her husband has named the dog Sadie. The couple have been married for six years.


    WANTED: Housekeeper
    40 hr. a wk; holidays and wkends off;
    school for kids references &
    background check required.
    PH: 555-ROXY






    Wanted: two college students
    to help teach students music and
    art, part-time, well paid work.
    Must have excellent references
    and pass background check.
    PH: 555 ROXY




    Freak Accident in Death of Dancer

    Adrian Blythe, local dancer and musician was killed today as he walked along Lexington Avenue. A glass window panel fell to the ground severing the former
    dancer and music teacher’s head. Mr. Blythe had been blind for nearly twenty years; his seeing-eye dog, Sadie, was also killed by the incident. The police are investigating the cause of the mishap. Widow of Blythe, Roxy Simms-Blythe
    could not be reached in her Idaho home. She was said to be vacationing with six of their foster children at the family summer place. Ms. Simms-Blythe lost her former husband, Samuel "Sam" Simms in the same accident that took her parents lives ten years ago. Mr. and Mrs. Simms-Blythe have operated The HomeAgain Music and Art Studio for eight years free for the child victims of domestic violence. The children stay as foster children for as long needed, taking music, dance and art classes as part of their care. The Simms-Blythe Trust supports the school from an inheritance the couple received from multi-millionaire, M. I. Caravel, upon his death six years ago. Many people were shocked at news of the accidental death of Adrian Simms-Blythe, expressing shock and deep sorrow.


    Wanted: some ray of hope;
    some bit of sunshine
    some future dream.
    Please call.
    PH: 555-ROXY




    Public Thank You

    Thank You to all the friends
    who knew Adrian.
    He will live in our hearts
    forever.
    Roxy Simms-Blythe



    Studio Moving Sale:
    Everything Goes.
    Piano, furniture, dog house,
    bunk beds, paintings, and
    sheet music.
    Saturday & Sunday
    rain or shine.
    for more inf.
    call 555-Roxy



    Pautek Welcomes its Own

    Returning to her roots today was dancer
    and former resident, Roxy Simms-Blythe.



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